New Home – Good Luck Convincing the Neighbours You’re Normal Greeting Card

Every street has them. The neighbours who know exactly when you moved in, how many boxes arrived, and what time your delivery turned up.

New Home – Good Luck Convincing the Neighbours You’re Normal is a funny housewarming greeting card celebrating the reality of moving into a new home and making a first impression on the people next door.

Featuring a charming illustrated neighbourhood scene filled with curious neighbours, moving boxes, pets, and plenty of personality, this card is perfect for new homeowners, first-time buyers, renters, couples moving in together, or anyone starting a new chapter.

Whether they have just picked up the keys, unpacked the last box, or already given the street something to talk about, this light-hearted card is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Product Details

• Quantity: 1 folded greeting card
• Size: 5 x 7 inches / 127 x 178 mm
• Orientation: Portrait
• Card type: Premium folded greeting card
• Card stock: Mohawk Fine Paper
• Card weight: 324gsm
• Inside: Blank inside for your own personal message
• Envelope: Supplied with a blank kraft envelope so you can write, address and send the card yourself
• This card is not sent directly to the recipient
• Delivery: Price includes UK delivery
• Produced to order through a trusted fulfilment partner

Returns & Issues

Made-to-order item. No returns or exchanges for change of mind. If your card arrives damaged, misprinted, smeared or with a clear production fault, please contact us with photo evidence so we can review and resolve the issue.